howdymynamesis:

curseworm:

howdymynamesis:

curseworm:

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

what

ninawolv3rina:

Big ol snail: *dies*

Hermit Crab:

wtgdhdaq:

wtgdhdaq:

wtgdhdaq:

sorry i can’t hang out this weekend im busy planning for a garden party im having thirty years from now

flavors are peach, blackberry, cucumber, and mint. colors are pale sunrise, maple sugar, indigo, and moss. no plasticware. crystal flutes of bubbly water. white linen pants strongly encouraged

all the monarch butterflies in the region will be in attendance. waiting on rsvp from the songbirds. cloud formations are limited to cirrus besides one licensed cumulus drifting past per half hour. the sun will be kind to us

xpinupgrrrl:

odinsblog:

This is the NRA and Republicans in a nutshell

Okay but this is a great use of this meme. Just really.

mitochondiva:

havanapitbull:

“have you not figured out that youve already been captured”
“uuuuuUUUUUUUWAAAHHHH”

the frog just activate a russian sleeper agent somewhere

flowersilk:

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

dronevariations:

lord-voldetit:

47spoons:

lord-voldetit:

not being dramatic or anything but i think i’ve actually spent about 10 months of this year tired and sad

but at least ur gay right

at least i’m gay

latinostyles:

if ur +18 and u even think about finn wolfhard the wrong way. i will know. i will know and i will send a hitman to ur house bitch. so watch the fuck out

westportwater:

quaggly: